Intello Mondial

Giving the WORLD a fighting chance.

Mark Sanford: The Gift That Keeps On Giving!

I was going to write a fairly long post about the adventures of Mark Sanford, the South Carolina governor who abandoned his office and home, without any prior notice, for a sexcapade with his Argentinian mistress in Buenos Aires.

I was going to, but after watching The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, Jon gave me the perfect quote.

It goes something like this: “Mark Sanford, another one of those politicians with a conservative brain and a liberal penis.”

Hypocrisy. HYPOCRISY.

Don’t even get me started about John Ensign, the Republican Senator from Nevada, who had an extramarital affair with his former aide’s wife but had no problem voting for the impeachment of Bill Clinton following the Monica Lewinsky scandal, based on “moral” grounds. Hypocrisy.

When it comes to hypocrisy … GOP … “Yeah, you know THEM”

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Michael Jackson | the man … The King … THE LEGEND

Tribute on Michael Jackson's star on Hollywood Blvd

I had the chance to visit the late Michael Jackson’s star on Hollywood’s walk of fame. The place was swarmed with cameras and fans who had come to show their respect to the King of Pop.

I recorded a little video for the fans of Michael Jackson in the four corners of the world and who could not be in Hollywood to experience his mourning.

The man might be gone but the legend will live on forever!

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Woman gives birth to twins. Okay? Boring – With different fathers!

Whaaaat?!?

I don’t know how I missed this, and apparently it’s not the first case of this happening! That just goes on to prove that no matter how much I try to absorb information there’s so much I don’t know! :(

I learned today, I don’t remember where but thanks to Google I was able to find the original story, that a woman in Texas gave birth to twins, each one with his respective father! Allegedly, the woman cheated on her partner with another man resulting in a “one-in-a-million double conception”!

Freaky? Well not really. The reason being when a woman usually ovulates, only one egg makes it out of the ovaries and down in the fallopian tube. On this very lucky day of hers, TWO eggs got to escape from the ovaries, leading to one egg being available for the second fecundation!

Here’s the article as reported on the ny daily news .

I won’t judge.

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How do you know who’s Indigenous to England? “you just look, you just know” … WTF!

Nick Griffin - Head of British National Party

Nick Griffin - welcomed with a healthy dose of freshly hatched eggs, but no shoes! :(

As some of you worldly educated people might know, the E.U. held its parliamentary election over last week-end. I was actually lucky enough to have follow this, well kind of, on British television.

For the first time ever, the far right British party known as the British National Party was able to win 2 seats. The BNP is headed by Nick Griffin, seen above being tossed freshly hatched eggs (Yumm) prompting him to abandon his victory speech.

When asked who could be a BNP member, Mr. Griffin said “people who are indigenous to this country”. The reporter then followed up asking Mr. Griffin how are these indigenous people recognized – ready for Mr. Griffin’s answer? – “you just look, you just know”! —— WHAT THE F…!

Hum … that would exclude about 1/3 of the England football squad.

I just hope no one in France ever comes out with a statement like that. Otherwise the French will lose their football team and would have to ship their 1998 World Cup trophy to Africa!

FYI … DIVERSITY is here to stay, some people like Mr. Griffin might as well start getting use to it.

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Church of Scientology to buy California? Tom Cruise as Governor?

As you all know our beloved Golden State is in serious need of gold rocks (well make that cash)! With a $24.6 billion deficit, California’s credit score must certainly be worse than that of a black newborn! (Doh! Bruno this is your fault!)

Oh well …

I was watching, on Hulu of course, a past episode of The Daily Show with Jon Stewart which aired on 9 June 2009 on which John Hodgman proposed that we sold California to the Church of Scientology!

So I thought, “hum, what if this actually came to be?” – Unlikely? Perhaps – but Bush winning a second election was also unlikely! Okay, I admit that wasn’t a good comparison. :(

But seriously, what would become of California if owned and operated by The Church of Scientology, with Tom Cruise as the Governor?

What’s another option? Legalizing IT … you know, IT … Marijuana!

Legalize and Tax It? :)

I would love to hear your thoughts!

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Right Wing Extremists – Out of Ideas, Turn to Killing Innocent People aka “Terrorism”

It was only 10 days ago when Dr. George Tiller got gunned down in a Wichita, Kansas  church (yes, in a church – how ironic huh?) by right wing “kookoo” Scott Roeder for performing LEGAL late term abortion.

Yesterday, another right wing “kookoo”, James Von Brunn, joined the long list of other right wing “kookoos” who have turned to domestic terrorism to draw attention to their otherwise pathetic and miserable lives, by killing two including a guard at the Holocaust Memorial Museum in Washington DC.

The Republican Party prides itself on national security, well unless it’s one of their who commits the acts of terrorism.

Now I’d like to hear Dick Cheney recommend that we torture Roeder and Von Brunn!

Band of hypocrites!

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Omar Bongo: African “Thief” of State Dies!

Omar Bongo (1935 – 2009), Gabon’s ruling leader for 41 years – the longest in African history -  died on June 7th 2009 in Barcelona. His body was returned to Gabon today for burial ceremonies.

The Gabonese government has announced a 30-day national mourning.

Omar Bongo was one of the most prolific thief to lead an African nation – along with other leaders such as Paul Biya of Cameroon and Teodoro Obiang Nguema of Equatorial Guinea, Omar was known to treat the National Treasury of Gabon as his personal bank account.

According to this article by The Daily Telegraph newspaper, Omar Bongo amassed enough of Gabon’s wealth through looting and corruption to be considered as one of the richest men in the world. Earlier this year, Transparency International began investigating him for embezzlement, and news emerged that Omar owned 33 properties in Paris and Nice with a combined worth of 125 million pounds! His daughter-in-law, Inge, wife of his son Ali, was featured in the VH1 reality show Really Rich Real Estate trying to purchase a $25 million mansion in Malibu!

The British Sunday Times newspaper reported on 20 June 2008 that Omar Bongo’s family was known to use Gabon Treasury checks to buy mansions, 308 thousand pound Maybachs, 153 thousand pounds 612 and 452 Ferraris, and many other “goodies” at the expense of the Gabonese people. According to a 1997 US Senate report, the Bongo family spends 55 million pounds a year, in a country where the per capita average income is $6,800!

A paranoid thug, Omar trusted no-one but “les Francais” and his own family. He made his son, Ali-Ben, defence minister and his daughter, Pascaline, foreign minister and then chef de cabinet.

Omar Bongo is the perfect example of why many African countries rich in natural resources can never seem to get out of poverty! They loot and eliminate competition through corruption and political gimmicks (i.e. assassinations).

Although I doubt it, I hope this sets a new beginning to a brighter and more prosperous future for the Gabonese people.

Omar Bongo … Good riddance if you ask me! I can’t wait to see who’s next!

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How To Torture Muslim Extremists (as a matter of fact any other extremist group)

Let’s agree on one thing. Muslim extremists or any other type of extremists are idealists. Correct?

Let’s agree on a second thing. An idea does not have a bleed, neither can it die by a gun shot to the head. Correct?

Let’s agree on a third thing. Torture “works”, meaning for every action of torture that takes place there is a reaction. Now, whether or not that reaction is “favorable” would have to be argued on a different post.

Tonight we will be focusing mainly on: How to torture Muslim extremists (or any other extremists)

I personally doubt that inflicting pain onto a human being as a means of gathering information is effective. I am against violence regardless of the cause or objectif.

The growing sentiment some people around the world have on Muslims is ill fated. However, I can understand how repugnant some of us can find their behavior, religions, or customs – mainly because of our ignorance.  There is no shame in acknowledging that we are ignorant towards Islam, just like there should be no shame for a practicing Muslim to acknowledge that although he or she might have memorized every single line in the Holy Qur’an, he or she doesn’t have a full grasp of the wisdom of its words.

This can be said with any other person of faith towards a holy book. These books are mostly left for interpretation and … “so deep the con of man.”

This lack of understanding or fear of acknowledging our intellectual limitations and falling prey to miscontrusion and false prophecy is what a handfull of Muslim Extremists leaders, like Osama Bin Laden, have tapped into to recruit an army against the “West”. That, added to the West constant failure to give the Middle East its chance to truly prosper for the benefits of its sons and daughters, and not just treat it as piece of land to be exploited for capital gains – like Africa – has also fueled the “Anti-West” propaganda.

When pushed, we can only take so much before we start pushing back. It is human behavior at its simplest.

Do we really believe that these young men and women blow themselves up because they are promised a harem in heaven? I think the only reason why someone would give up his life is when he/she has come to the conclusion that his/her death will carry a greater cause than staying alive. That is what we have and are still failing to understand.

Yet, we go around the world, blinded by our ignorance and false sense of superiority, torturing people we do not understand for reasons that at the best can be called lies. Is this who we are? Collateral damage?

So how do you torture a Muslim extremist? Here are four simple ingredients.

Respect + Compassion + Genuine Intellectual Curiosity + Love

Go torture as many Muslims Extremists as you can, you might even feel good about it.

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What is the CREDIT CRISIS?

A good friend of mine, up in Michigan, forwarded me this amazing video which breaks down how the credit crisis that is behind the demise of hundreds of thousands of Americans happened. For those of you who did not have a clear grasp of the bullshit we are facing. Here’s a video to help.

A special thanks to Jonathan Jarvis. Great Work!

The Crisis of Credit Visualized from Jonathan Jarvis on Vimeo.

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Gone LIVE : KBP by Lukí Berlin

Dear readers,

It’s my pleasure to announce the official launch of my site www.lukiberlin.com !

You now have access to samples of my work.

CHECK IT OUT! As always you’re thoughts are most welcomed.

Best,

Lukí

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